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Joke of the Day
"What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs? Elephants Gerald"
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"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly"
"Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground."
"What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!"
"Sup, ducks? Lookin' straight nuclear with your orange ass bills & your furry yellow torsos. All aquatic & shit. Lazy as hell, too. One love."
"Shout out to all hoarders, sleeping on piles of cats and whatnot."
"A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, ""Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."" The first blonde replies, ""Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."""
"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."
"Me: We should go to the gym more often. Him: I hate it there. It's like a meat market. And I'm the expired meat."
"Is this the movie where a down and out coach is given a chance of a lifetime to turn these nobodies and misfits into a winning team?"