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"What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/"
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"""Women are crazy!"" ""Did one try to murder you unprovoked?"" ""No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me."""
"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball."
"When it comes to making jokes about heart palpitations I never skip a beat"
"What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast? Comatoast!"
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
"Lunchtime at McDonald's A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"Which trees have the most friends? The poplar ones."
"I don't have a girlfriend.... I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that."
"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? Unplug the merry-go-round."