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Joke of the Day
"AN OPEN LETTER TO COFFEE Thanks."
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"Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people."
"[At a 5 star restaurant] *gestures at entire menu* Are any of these words fancy speak for chicken fingers and fries?"
"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"
"What do you call a black Roy Rogers. Leroy Rogers."
"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."
"*put cooked chicken in oven* *offer to cook date dinner* *put raw chicken in oven* *immediately pull out cooked chicken* *keep eye contact*"
"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count And those who cannot count"
"""I set all the cattle free."" - Reverse Cowgirl"
"Why are there no black cults? Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day."