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Joke of the Day

"Elephants Did you know an elephant's sexual organs are in its feet? if they step you, you're fucked!"

"what's the worst thing about being a black Jew? you gotta sit at the back of the oven"

"My favorite knock knock joke * knock knock * -whose there? * hapch * -hapch who? * Bless you!"

"Q: Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb? A: Because he was in need of a light snack."

"What do crossfitters call their trainers? Fairy WOD-mothers."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... And the bartender goes ""why the long face"""

"What did the boner say to the olympic swimmer? Dont be so Hard-on yourself the embarassment will only last a few months!"

"How do you make Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"Broken toilet = Bad shituation."

"I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me."