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"What happens when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"
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"My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste"
"Biggie Smalls always hated mediums."
"What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan? Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards... In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
"Your Gay? I thought about being gay. But eons and eons of time made me into a tit loving. Vagina eating monster i just cant stop."
"As I was leaving the club last night . . . . . . A male stripper suggestively swiveled his banana hammock in my direction. I'm flattered, but it was still kind of a dick move."
"I know I'm getting old... the other day I walked past a cemetery and two guys attacked me with shovels."
"I am terrified of elevators I am going to start taking steps to avoid them"
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in 3 minutes, I just got laid this morning."