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Joke of the Day
"Why is a giraffes neck so long? So it can reach its head."
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"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? C, in fact he lead an entire group called the ""Not C's"""
"Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is"
"They told me I had type ""A"" blood... turns out it was a typo."
"Using Latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi."
"Having your 7 year old son clean the toilet is pretty entertaining. He used Pledge. In other news I just slid off the toilet, into the tub."
"How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave"
"My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y"
"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"
"What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole? An ISISicle!"