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Joke of the Day
"What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!"
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"A couple of million dollar ideas: 1) Boxers with pockets 2) A service that lets you throw a live shark from a speeding van"
"What's black and doesn't work? A broken TV.............. racist."
"What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans"
"In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz"
"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""why the long face?"""
"reggae band i've just started playing triangle in a reggae band. i just stand there and ting."
"A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is To which he responds: ""I'm a big metal fan."""
"What does anal sex and broccoli have in common? If you're forced to try it as a kid.. you probably wont like it as an adult."