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Joke of the Day
"So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore."
Next Joke
"I asked this girl to talk dirty to me in PM.. Now we are discussing politics and religion."
"The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher."
"What rhymes with orange No it doesn't"
"Sometimes you have to stop tweeting to have an alibi for ignoring texts."
"Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift."
"A king gets murdered in his sleep... Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says ""Wow, he must have had a bad knight."""
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts"
"ME: This man's robbing me COP: No he's not M: He was doing it a second ago *puts robber's hand on wallet* come on why aren't you robbing now"
"whats the most popular drink at a nude beach? Sunny D"