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Joke of the Day

"""How much are these glasses?"" ""$150 sir"" ""I guess you could say"" *puts on sunglasses* *runs out without another word*"

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"I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow."
"I work at an investment firm We got a new CIO to head up the Agriculture/Farm investment team. He reports to the EIEIO."
"Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot."
"I should have noticed that my son, a railroad worker is stealing from his workplace But each time he came home I just ignored the signs"
"What is the hardest thing about staring at a pile of dead babies? (Possible NSFW) My erection."
"A warning shot into the head."
"According to a study I read... Men think about the adjectival form of pus every 6 seconds."
"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Walter White."" Of course."
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