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Joke of the Day

"A termite walks into a club. 'Is the bar tender here?'"

"Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. ""Oh, how did you know it was fake?"" ""It had two zeroes instead of one."""

"My superpower is finding the one bathroom stall with no toilet paper."

"FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner"

"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"""

"3 words that wins a girl's heart. Suck my dick"

"How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow."

"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."

"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."

"The hardest thing about being a pedophile Is trying to fit in"