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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a club. 'Is the bar tender here?'"
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"I just passed by Canadian citizenship test! I got an eh +"
"Mini-Skirt Speech My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"My neighbor is crazy. After playing some Justin Bieber at high volume at 7 o'clock this morning, he commited suicide by shooting himself 8 times in the back with my gun."
"Step 1 to help stop a baby choking Take your dick out its mouth"