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Joke of the Day
"I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue."
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"Did you know that truth serum us derived from an animal? It comes from the Tattlesnake!"
"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."
"I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog."
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says, ""Hey, that thing is cool! Where did you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit""."
"My friend told my that onion was the only food that made people cry.. So I threw a coconut at him"
"A termite walks into a pub And asks ""where's the bar tender?"""
"My career as a karate instructor finally came to an end. The parents found out I wasn't qualified and just enjoyed kicking children."
"According to WebMC, I be illin'."
"When I'm old, I'm gonna giggle uncontrollably, squirm, and go all sack of potatoes on my son when he tries to get me in the car as payback."