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Joke of the Day
"What did a pirate say to fellow pirate? Are you seeding?"
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"Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan's ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman"
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"Dear Internet, Once and for all, I agree to ALL ""the terms and conditions"" that have or will ever exist. Jeez!"
"You can only push me so far before I breakdance."
"Someone that knows three languages is multilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual. So what do you call someone that only knows one language? An American."
"I could never marry a tennis line judge... They always point out your faults."
"Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."
"Don't forget to tell everyone how you love Fridays because we were all wondering how you feel about them."
"What terrorist group have the most cold blooded killers. ICES ASSASINS... (isis pun).."