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Joke of the Day

"Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry? Because of the sand which is there."

"Relationship status: Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing against it to apply in places that I can't reach."

"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? the 14th of february the calendar will have a date."

"What is Medusa's favorite cheese? Gorgonzola."

"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."

"Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know."

"What is it called when your s.o. comes up with reasons to not make love? Sexcuses"

"Jesus: *resurrected* Mary Magdalene: I have a boyfriend."

"*holding your xray up to the light and looking at it* when did you first notice your back hurting? ""after the knife went in"""