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Joke of the Day
"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."
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"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"
"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."
"Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."
"How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green, and throw forks at her"
"A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies."
"Recursion is a curious concept because it can refer to sentences, such as this one, that refer to curious concepts."
"What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?! A poke-mon!"
"How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they're going to do is stand around and talk about changing it."
"{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire."