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Joke of the Day
"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."
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"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."
"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"
"The legend say: When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu."
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party? I'll be Bach"
"If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?"
"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars"
"I almost always wear black. Not because I'm depressed or trying to be all dark, but because I'm single and don't want to separate laundry."
"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""