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Joke of the Day
"Does your wife know you're single?"
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"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."
"The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."
"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."
"How do you discipline a pet rock? You hit rock bottom"
"My friend got sent to prison for pulling out 3 people from a burning building Unfortunately, it turned out they were firefighters"
"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"
"I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!"
"What do you call a Nazi who survived the war? A veterinarian"