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Joke of the Day
"All my life, I never thought I'd wake up at 6am to go jogging...and I was right."
Next Joke
"My neighbor named his dog ""Rolex""... He's a watch dog."
"In school it be like 2+2=4. Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf"
"What do you call a virus that affects your command-line? A Terminal Illness."
"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"
"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""
"Cilla Black arrived at the pearly gates She was greeted by Saint Peter who asked ""who are you and were do you come from"""
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" So he stabs her and steals her purse."
"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any kids? Because everytime his wife gets hot ,he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel. :-P"
"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."