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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar .. .. as Miranda and Samantha were already waiting, Charlotte was running late."

"The Physics Department didn't like my Stephen Hawking jokes... ...They all got bent out of shape."

"Why did the Jews have such a hard time in Russia? They couldn't get with the pogrom."

"A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer The metre was fine And the rhymes quite divine But for some reason it always got the last line wrong"

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"

"Why do black people love God so much? Because he's the only father that hasn't left them."

"My friend just sent me this one. > To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you! > You have my Word!"

"Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me."

"The interviewer asked, ""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" The job candidate responded, "" I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."" Use it while you can, people!"

"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"