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Joke of the Day

"Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!"

"One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?"

"If you were playing a drinking game where you took a sip every time they said ""Lebron,"" you'd die."

"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."

"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"

"Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill really pisses me off. Now its only worth 2 more then a $10 bill..."

"He took both kids grocery shopping by himself so I could ""relax"" so now I'm sitting here suspicious that he's done something to piss me off."

"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"

"I've met some real pricks in my time but you my friend are the f*cking cactus."

"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""