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Joke of the Day

"A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... ""Daddy I'm cumming!"" ""Hi Cumming, I'm dad"""

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"3 mods walk into a bar. [removed]"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."

"You'd think the police would patrol this 'Knifepoint' place more carefully... Especially with all the rape and robberies that are committed there."

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon Tennish"

"Cavemen were smarter than we think. Do you know why cavemen dragged their women around by the hair? It was so they wouldn't fill up with rocks."

"I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you."

"I remember when I stayed with my girlfriend and her parents for the first time, and her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Which is a shame, because he's quite attractive"

"It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...."