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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp"

"Finding girls is like playing blackjack. I always try to go for 21 but end up hitting on 14."

"What kind of disease do you get from birds? Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable."

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."

"My grandma started running 5K / day at age 60 She's 93 now, we have no idea where she is"

"What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student? Now, don't fret about it!"

"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."

"What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?"

"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"

"What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke? The punch line."