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Joke of the Day

"What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out? ""Time to try the udder one."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?"

"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."

"Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon? Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4."

"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes ""Cool, now we're both barking!"""

"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? same time next month? (hopefully not a repost)"

"A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says ""Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."" The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk."

"I'm gonna open a store that sells three things; Axe Body Spray, Self-tanning lotion & chloroform & call it The Jersey Store"

"Ted Cruz getting elected."

"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."