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Joke of the Day

"Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere."

"What bring a dead duck back to life? A dead bullfrog."

"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."

"Why do robots make bad lovers? Nuts & bolts!"

"Thought of this one as I was going to the basement. What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping? Ready, aim, make the FIRE!"

"D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. If congress passes it we only need 2 more states to get to 53 which is a prime number. Then we will truly be one nation, indivisible."

"If you're going to throw someone under the bus, make sure it's moving."

"What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Addiction"

"If somebody stops to ask me directions, I give them directions to my house. see you in twenty minutes new best friend."

"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."