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Joke of the Day
"What are Bill Gates latest projects? Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization."
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"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."
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"I'm sorry I stabbed all your tires, but in my defense you flirted with me and then said you were just kidding."
"Zelda is the name of the PRINCESS, the guy in green who saves her is named Luigi, idiots."
"They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2011 calendars have never been better!"
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head."
"What's a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes"