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Joke of the Day
"What are Bill Gates latest projects? Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization."
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"What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card? Naboo"
"Remember when I told you to be yourself? I think we should revisit that."
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a whore? A rooster says cock-a-doodle-do and a whore says any-cock'll-do"
"*Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL"
"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"
"What are condoms for? Condoms are for fucking pussies, and for assholes."
"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."
"Two statisticians walk into a bar... What are the chances of that?"
"If I could be a woman for 24 hours, I would probably spend most of it telling myself to shut the fuck up"