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Joke of the Day

"Are you all just gonna keep ignoring how fucked up knees look when a person is standing?"

"Reddit nowadays This post is locked"

"I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch"

"In a primary school... The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims ""Ma'am she's copying!""."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !"

"I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior..."

"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"

"I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship."

"*brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*"