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Joke of the Day
"Are you all just gonna keep ignoring how fucked up knees look when a person is standing?"
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"What's the Turkish version of court packing? Turkey stuffing"
"The check engine light could be more specific...is it 'holy shit stop the car right now' or 'proceed with caution for the next 6000 miles'?"
"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""
"Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW"
"A black family wins a free cruise 'Oh hell no. We ain't falling for that again'"
"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"
"$599... ... plus tax and shipping. *Let's see who gets that joke.*"
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"There's no crying in baseball! But there is in cryball and you're gonna make it big, kid! Are you smiling? There's no smiling in cryball!"