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Joke of the Day

"For Sale Parachute: Only used once, never opened Small stain"

"Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a bottle and you have to be 21 to buy it."

"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."

"What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap!"

"Losing your phone is the adult version of having your balloon fly away."

"Never treat a lady like an object It hates that"

"Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"

"My wife thinks it's seductive to bite her lip. I haven't the heart to tell her it's supposed to be the bottom one."

"German knock knock joke: ""Knock Knock"" - ""Who's th..."" **VE ASK ZHE KVESTIONS HERE!**"

"Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork? Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!"