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Joke of the Day
"What is green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
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"*in a fight with Humpty Dumpty* ""You don't scare me, I eat eggs like you for breakfast"""
"I'm not afraid of killing cockroaches. It's the fear of his friends and family's plan to avenge his death while I sleep, that haunts me."
"What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it"
"What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble? Kelp me!"
"Turning 30 is like fucking your sister Your dad wishes he could do it again."
"Come on, there has got to be at least one business like show business."
"I love the new Upvote noise Reddit made... Thank you."
"What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings."