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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say: Man who is outstanding in rain dance will be out standing in rain."
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"Today I'm 45. But with the wind chill I feel like 32."
"Baught a dog from a blacksmith yesterday As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."
"ME: who's a good boy!! DOG: did you just misgender me you genderphobic heteronormative piece of shit ME: what DOG: bark"
"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."
"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"
"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"
"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."
"What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years? Church"
"Coworker: Pass your random drug test? Me: With flying colors! CW: Really? Me. So many colors! CW: You're high right now aren't you?"