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Joke of the Day

"girls you can't take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses and label it ""nerd lol"" you're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."

"If life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic"

"What do spam emails and porn have in common? They both make me insecure about my penis."

"How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have? Limbitless"

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"I was about to tell a hilarious joke about chemistry.. ..but last time I did, I couldn't handle the reactions."

"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."

"Whenever a waiter asks, ""Do you want to hear about our specials?"", push the menu aside and softly whisper, ""I want to hear about you."""