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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early."

"If Ice T got killed He'd be called Iced T."

"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"

"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."

"I said this to my girlfriend today, she wasn't impressed Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm shit at poems, Now show me your tits."

"Studies show that 92% of people masturbate. Do you know what the other 8% does instead? Yeah... me neither."

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote."

"BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. ""It was always huge & full sized!"" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache."

"""So how did you two meet?"" ""Unfortunately."""

"""Maybe again but kind of bad?"" - sequels"