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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: ""Are you good at making snap decisions?"" *20 minutes later* Me: ""No."""
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"I hate how my job always expects me to show up."
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"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"
"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday I know its not the greatest gift, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."
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