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Joke of the Day

"Trump says ""The less immigrants we let into our country the better!"" Pence, correcting Trump, says ""The Fewer"" Trump says ""Whoa Mike don't call me that just yet"""

"How does Mario talk to the dead? With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes."

"The Bartender says, ""This bar is for fortune tellers only."" Two skeptics walk into a bar."

"My child's first name Is going to be look"

"Hi Reddit, I am on AA Flight 451. We're going down. AMA!"

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."

"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?"

"Why did the nun always wear a slip? Sheer habit."

"When you tell me to behave you really should be more specific. Behaving badly is still behaving. Technically..."