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Joke of the Day

"What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly? I n c o r r e c t l y"

"How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away its tiny brooms."

"Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you!"

"[interview for fireman] ""So why do you think you're a good fireman?"" I lit the building on fire ""What?"" Now watch as I try to put it out"

"(Spoilers) Ian McShane in GoT I guess that makes him Deadwood."

"I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring."

"Sally Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (Reader says who's there) Not Sally."

"Musicians... cant seem to get of the [sofa](http://imgur.com/xUunghQ)"

"Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward."

"My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur."