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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue."

"Black girls twerk, Hispanic girls hip roll, Indian girls belly dance & white girls watch."

"I asked a fortune teller to read my future. Suddenly, she went pale and sprinted from the room. So I grabbed the crystal ball, chased her down and beat her to death."

"Whats similar between a non alcoholic beer and your sisters pussy Tastes right but feels wrong"

"How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear."

"I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee Without other people's dicks in it."

"Never sure of the differences between a crocodile, an alligator, and a staple remover."

"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I am not crying when chopping up the hooker. Thank you and goodbye forever!!"

"I now have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed really important that I have it, I will cherish forever."

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"