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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue."

"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."

"What's an activity 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"

"I tried to use a watch as a belt But it's just a waist of time"

"This is NOT a repost."

"Rome wasn't built in a day. But part of it was."

"Your mama's so fat She needs to use [Terashare](http://terashare.net)"

"What did one tooth say to the other tooth? ""Thar's gold in them thar fills."""

"How do you get a Catholic Nun to have sex? Dress her up like an altar boy"

"I told my girlfriend that I wanted to be cremated.. I then told my family that I had no specific burial requests, just make sure that they don't have me cremated, no matter what."