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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off ;)"

"Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"Double leg amputees are the worst... ...I can't stand them"

"During Peter Andre's early acting career he decided to get rid of the X at the end of his name... He was only getting shit rolls."

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"What is the difference between red wine and women I let the red wine breathe when I'm having sex with it."

"""I can't take this shit anymore."" --a clogged toilet"

"I Asked 100 Women Which Shampoo They Preferred? The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!"