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Joke of the Day

"Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son. Apparently it's my ""daughter."""

"Michelle Obama telling America to drink more water is the best plan I've heard for making racists dehydrate to death."

"11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's."

"Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples."

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter"

"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"

"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."

"Nothing says ""I love you"" like my cat aggressively bathing herself immediately after I pet her."

"Why is Chuck Norris still alive? ## Because he's afraid of meeting Bruce Lee on the other side! Credit: Saw the comment in this [tribute video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8wL3AA4BP0) [1:55]"

"I grew up in a town made from wool It was a real close-knit community."