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Joke of the Day

"When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts."

"Don't worry if you missed 4/20 Because today is 4/20 too!"

"[during sex] HER: this isn't working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."

"I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane Ba-dum-tss"

"Instead of ""single"" as a marital status, it should read ""independently owned and operated"""

"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."

"Biology Joke Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?"

"What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors? A chicken sedan."

"Every time I get out of a small car it looks like a giraffe being born."