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Joke of the Day

"I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane Ba-dum-tss"

"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."

"What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? It's rear end!"

"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."

"BUZZ ALDRIN:They say in space no one can hear you scream, but it's not true and the other astronauts get mad at you for the rest of the trip"

"Where do cats go after death? Purrgatory"

"I was in chemistry class today.... ...Man it was Bohring"

"2 Jehovah's witnesses knocked earlier, so I invited them in. I gave 1 the hoover & 1 a mop. If they can do Gods work, they can do mine."

"What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree? A PARTY SPLUNGE!"

"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"