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Joke of the Day

"What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach? All the mammaries made me want to go back there!"

"Maybe just don't throw stones in any kind of house."

"Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!"

"How Can Numbers Be Real If Our i's Aren't Real"

"me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe"

"Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They were waiting for ""Closed For The Winter"" to start."

"I had to put my dog down last night He's just too darn heavy to carry around anymore."

"Anyone hear the one.. Anyone hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up."

"Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago"

"Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."