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Joke of the Day
"You eat what? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who!"
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"Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures."
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"An Englisman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"
"Its me and my son's birthday next week so were doing a joint party. We've ordered a Tinkerbell cake for him, but she will be topless for me."
"I was going to try and convert my friend to nihilism. But I decided it would be pointless."
"It's six. Six raccoons. Six raccoons is the amount of raccoons that will make me turn around and walk down a different street. Six."
"What did The Beatles say when a hot but unexpected guest showed up at their bukkake party? Here comes the sun!"
"What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help."
"How does an Argentinean commit suicide? He climbs up on his ego and then jumps off."