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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help."

"There are two things you need to understand to be successful. 1. Never tell anyone everything you know. 2."

"All I'm saying is God wouldn't have given me this wild hair if he didn't want me to store stuff in it. *baby hedgehog peaks out*"

"My buddy with 3 nuts just got a tattoo It was tri-bal."

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."

"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."

"What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race."

"Doctor asks a patient... Do you use drugs or alcohol? Patient: Nope, but I vape. Doctor: So a no for sexual activity?"