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Joke of the Day
"Wheat derived protein is totally innocuous and not at all evil... ... Hail seitan!"
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"I am a big fan of Canadian bacon... ...but I have yet to find out how they turn Americans into cheese."
"Ultimately, even the mighty invincible Achilles was killed with a bowshot to his foot. Time wounds all heels"
"Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless"
"What happens when you piss off a blind mobster Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed."
"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose."
"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"
"What did Hitler say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!"
"My local baseball team can't sell beer at the stadium anymore... They lost the opener! [wah wah](http://www.sadtrombone.com/)"
"What's the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo into a dumpster and hitting an accordion with it."