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Joke of the Day

"I love long romantic walks to the fridge. That's how I maintain my curves "

"Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee's you're buying it off of sure can."

"Why did Mario lose a life? He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out."

"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says highballs are on me."

"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."

"Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words."

"Are you cold? Go stand in a corner. They're always 90 degrees."

"I've got an idea for who should run for President next... Hindsight, 2020."