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Joke of the Day
"What Has 75 Balls and Screws Old Ladies? Bingo."
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"What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"A blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm when he ejaculates... [NSFW] And you wonder why the sea tastes so salty..."
"Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disassedher"
"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck."
"""i'm really more of a dog person."" -- werewolf"
"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"
"Crazy People How do crazy people go through the forest?"
"I had a Ford Fiesta.... and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus"
"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."