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Joke of the Day

"What Has 75 Balls and Screws Old Ladies? Bingo."

"I'm setting more realistic New Year's resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing my wife."

"I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant boy was he an aroma to be around"

"Stretching before working out is for wussies could someone please call 911?"

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy."

"Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice? On the average, he was quite comfortable."

"The sushi at my local deli is to die of."

"I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It's a once in a lifetime experience."

"Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn't she?"

"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."