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Joke of the Day

"I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant boy was he an aroma to be around"

"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."

"don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God"

"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."

"Just turned off porch light and saw a moth take off flying towards the moon. Good luck buddy, if you make it back, sell the story to Pixar."

"Throwing a grenade at someone who's taking a selfie is photobombing, right?"

"Don't have phone sex... ...you might get hearing aids."

"Honked & did thumbs-up to teen goth girl on the street I thought looked super cool & she rolled her eyes & I was like YES EXACTLY KEEP AT IT"

"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."

"Indians and their Discount. I asked Rajesh what time is it? He replied, "" Its 3 O'clock my friend but for you I will make it 2.30."