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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"is thinking that with their track record, buying condoms at a BP station is just taking too big a risk!"

"I'm not lazy. I'm just stopping the sofa from floating away."

"Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car? Because she's a woman."

"Probably not the first time you heard this. But, I have two very good qualities. One is memory, and I forgot the other one."

"A conservative is beating a liberal in a debate [removed]"

"A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing."

"What's the difference between starlings and swallows? Your mum doesn't starlings."

"Mike Rowe Penis Women have told me I have a Mike Rowe penis. I guess it must be because they think it's pretty strong and does dirty jobs... but I think it's a little small myself."

"My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up."