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Joke of the Day

"When I was 8 years old.. My dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie. I miss Snowballs, she was such a good cat."

"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"

"What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit."

"A logician had a baby... When her parents asked if it was a boy or girl she replied,""Yes."" Edit: changed logistician to logician."

"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna."

"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."

"why do we only eat some of the animals I'm looking at you manatees keep being fat your day will come"

"My gay joke probably won't be loved, butt fuck it."

"A man was marched to an atm, and made to take out $300. Thats the last time he forgot his wifes birthday."