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Joke of the Day
"My gay joke probably won't be loved, butt fuck it."
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"Tell me what just happened in France! ...Oh, Nice!"
"I buried a time capsule when I was 9. This is the year we are going to dig it up. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got."
"Q: What is long, black and stinks? A: The unemployment line"
"Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers."
"What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you? Herp-n-derp-es"
"Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, ""They're, their, there..."""
"How many Police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they are too busy beating the shit out the room for being black."
"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."