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Joke of the Day

"A logician had a baby... When her parents asked if it was a boy or girl she replied,""Yes."" Edit: changed logistician to logician."

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."

"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""

"How do you keep idiots in suspense?......"

"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"

"Why'd the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken"

"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."

"I farted in a room of hipsters... and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."

"The difference between dates and prunes? You don't get laid after prunes (Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)"