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Joke of the Day

"My ex mother in law once commented that she wished her son had stayed married to his first wife. Me too, I replied."

"A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Confused, the bartender asks, ""Where did you get that??"" The parrot replied, ""Oh him? New York."""

"Why was the cancer doctor so tired? He was always oncol"

"What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat? Synonym rolls"

"A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie. I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius."

"Two guys decided to rob a Calender from a Calender store They each got six months"

"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."

"I'm 12 feet taller than my grandparents. I'm 6 feet tall and they're 6 feet under."

"What's the difference between acne and a Child Molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come all over your face."

"""I like cooking my family and my pets."" Use commas. Don't be a psycho."