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"What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? ""Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"""
"What did the mexican say to the Highlander? There can only be Juan."
"Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful"
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."
"What foods are still good the second or third time you've eaten them? I'm looking for food for my human centipede..."
"What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac..."
"I don't drink, smoke or swear. Holy shit! I dropped my cigarette into my beer!"
"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."